🇺🇸 THE GAG GIFT OF THE YEAR
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Pull one tissue. Watch the whole room lose it.
- 😂 The tissue comes out exactly where you think
- 🧸 Soft plush, about 14 in long, holds real tissues
- 🎁 Arrives in a stars & stripes gift box
- 🇺🇸 Red or blue — everybody laughs
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What's in the box?
1 Tushchoo plush tissue holder (Classic or MAGA Cap) · stars & stripes gift box. Tissues not included — any regular facial tissues fit.
When will it ship?
Orders ship within 3–5 business days. US delivery usually takes 7–12 business days. Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves.
Is it political?
It's a parody gag gift. Fans laugh, critics laugh harder. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization or any campaign.
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The gag gift that wins
The tissue comes out right where you think
Set him on the desk, the dashboard or the guest bathroom shelf. Someone reaches for a tissue — and the whole room loses it.
It's soft, it's ridiculous, and it actually works as a tissue holder all year long.
Yes, it's real. Yes, it's a tissue holder.
Two ways to sneeze
Pick your President
Can't decide? Grab the 2-pack and get one of each.
MAGA Cap
- Red “Make America Great Again” cap
- Same soft plush, same tissue trick
- Rally-ready at the office party
See it in the wild
One pull. Big laughs.
Warning: may cause snorting.
Official proclamation
Executive Order on the Matter of Sneezes
- Whereas every nose in this great nation deserves a tissue it will never forget;
- Whereas plain tissue boxes have gone unnoticed for far too long;
- Be it ordered that every tissue shall be served from the back end, with dignity — mostly;
- Be it further ordered that every guest who pulls one shall laugh, and the gift-giver shall win Secret Santa;
- So ordered by the Commander-in-Sneeze, effective immediately, red states and blue states alike.
Commander-in-SneezeCommander-in-Sneeze · Tushchoo HQ
How it works
Load. Pull. Lose it.
1
Load it
Slide a pack of facial tissues inside — it takes seconds.
2
Place it
Desk, dashboard, guest bathroom, the office kitchen — anywhere people will see it.
3
Pull one
A tissue pops out right where you think it does. Watch the room fall apart.
The gag gift that wins
Perfect for…
🎅Secret SantaUnder $40 and guaranteed to steal the show.
🐘White ElephantThe gift everyone tries to steal.
💼The office deskInstant break-room celebrity.
🚗The carRear seat, dashboard, road trips.
🛁Guest bathroomYour guests will talk about it for years.
👨👦Dad who has everythingHe didn't have this.
Ready to gift
Gift-boxed in stars & stripes
Every Tushchoo arrives in a navy gift box with red-and-white stripes and a window card — no wrapping, no stress.
Hand it over at the office party, slide it under the tree, or leave it on Dad's desk and wait.
Spoiler: they'll film the first pull.
No contest
Tushchoo vs. a boring tissue box
| Tushchoo | Tissue box | |
|---|---|---|
| Makes everyone laugh | ✓ | ✕ |
| Soft plush you'll want to keep | ✓ | ✕ |
| Gift-boxed in stars & stripes | ✓ | ✕ |
| Wins the White Elephant swap | ✓ | ✕ |
| Holds real facial tissues | ✓ | ✓ |
| Gets ignored on the shelf | ✕ | ✓ |
Questions? Answers.
Grab a tissue and read on.🧻 What tissues does it take?
Regular facial tissues. Slide a pack in through the opening underneath, pull the first tissue through and you're set. Refilling takes about ten seconds.
🎩 Classic or MAGA Cap — what's the difference?
Same soft plush, same tissue trick. Classic has the famous golden swoop of hair; MAGA Cap wears the red “Make America Great Again” cap. In a bundle you can pick a different style for each one.
📏 How big is it?
About 14 inches (35 cm) from hair to shoes — big enough to grab attention on a desk or seat, small enough to fit in a stocking-sized gift box.
🧸 Is it soft or hard?
Soft plush all over, with a navy felt suit and stitched details. Lightly sponge-clean with a damp cloth.
🎁 Is it a good gift?
It's the one people film. It arrives in a stars-and-stripes gift box, so it's ready to hand over — no wrapping needed.
🗳️ Is this pro-Trump or anti-Trump?
Yes. It's a parody gag gift — fans laugh, critics laugh harder. Tushchoo is an independent brand and isn't affiliated with or endorsed by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization or any campaign.
📦 When will my order arrive?
Orders ship within 3–5 business days. US delivery then usually takes 7–12 business days, and you'll get a tracking link by email the moment it leaves. Buying for a date? Message us and we'll tell you honestly if it makes it.
↩️ What if I don't love it?
You have 30 days to send it back. Message us through the contact page with your order number and we'll sort it out within 24 hours.
30-day laugh-or-return promise
If it doesn't get a laugh, send it back within 30 days. No awkward questions, just a refund.
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