The gag gift of the year
One pull. Big laughs.
A soft plush President tissue holder β the tissue comes out exactly where you think. Gift-boxed in stars & stripes.
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Tushchooβ’ Tissue Holder
Every sneeze becomes a show. Tushchoo is a soft plush president-style tissue holder lying belly-down, pants pulled low β and the tissue comes out exactly where you think. Desk, car, office, man cave: it gets a laugh from everyone who walks by.
- Two styles: Classic and MAGA Cap
- Soft plush body, about 14 in long, holds a pack of facial tissues
- Arrives gift-boxed β ready to give
Parody novelty item. Not affiliated with, endorsed or sponsored by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization or any political campaign.
139,00 zΕ
Add to cartTwo ways to sneeze
Pick your President
Can't decide? Grab the 2-pack and get one of each.
MAGA Cap
- Red βMake America Great Againβ cap
- Same soft plush, same tissue trick
- Rally-ready at the office party
See it in the wild
One pull. Big laughs.
Warning: may cause snorting.
Official proclamation
Executive Order on the Matter of Sneezes
- Whereas every nose in this great nation deserves a tissue it will never forget;
- Whereas plain tissue boxes have gone unnoticed for far too long;
- Be it ordered that every tissue shall be served from the back end, with dignity β mostly;
- Be it further ordered that every guest who pulls one shall laugh, and the gift-giver shall win Secret Santa;
- So ordered by the Commander-in-Sneeze, effective immediately, red states and blue states alike.
Commander-in-SneezeCommander-in-Sneeze Β· Tushchoo HQ
The gag gift that wins
Perfect forβ¦
π
Secret SantaUnder $40 and guaranteed to steal the show.
πWhite ElephantThe gift everyone tries to steal.
πΌThe office deskInstant break-room celebrity.
πThe carRear seat, dashboard, road trips.
πGuest bathroomYour guests will talk about it for years.
π¨βπ¦Dad who has everythingHe didn't have this.
No contest
Tushchoo vs. a boring tissue box
| Tushchoo | Tissue box | |
|---|---|---|
| Makes everyone laugh | β | β |
| Soft plush you'll want to keep | β | β |
| Gift-boxed in stars & stripes | β | β |
| Wins the White Elephant swap | β | β |
| Holds real facial tissues | β | β |
| Gets ignored on the shelf | β | β |
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Questions? Answers.
Grab a tissue and read on.𧻠What tissues does it take?
Regular facial tissues. Slide a pack in through the opening underneath, pull the first tissue through and you're set. Refilling takes about ten seconds.
π© Classic or MAGA Cap β what's the difference?
Same soft plush, same tissue trick. Classic has the famous golden swoop of hair; MAGA Cap wears the red βMake America Great Againβ cap. In a bundle you can pick a different style for each one.
π Is it a good gift?
It's the one people film. It arrives in a stars-and-stripes gift box, so it's ready to hand over β no wrapping needed.
π³οΈ Is this pro-Trump or anti-Trump?
Yes. It's a parody gag gift β fans laugh, critics laugh harder. Tushchoo is an independent brand and isn't affiliated with or endorsed by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization or any campaign.
π¦ When will my order arrive?
Orders ship within 3β5 business days. US delivery then usually takes 7β12 business days, and you'll get a tracking link by email the moment it leaves. Buying for a date? Message us and we'll tell you honestly if it makes it.
β©οΈ What if I don't love it?
You have 30 days to send it back. Message us through the contact page with your order number and we'll sort it out within 24 hours.
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